Tim, the hero. Webmonkey editor and resident banjo-picker.
Jean Pierre: the tragic clown who can only speak in machine-translated
sentences that have gone from English, to German, to English, to Spanish, to English, to
Italian, to English, to French.
The Webmonkey interns. Our Greek chorus.
Captain Cursor. Your friendly, neighborhood, almost-in-the-spec superhero.
Kristin, Webmonkey's executive producer. She owns a big truck.
The rest of the Webmonkey crew. Our spear carriers. They are to our
story as Marvin and Wendy were to the superfriends.
El Niņo. The lukewarm expanse of the Pacific Ocean that periodically escapes its
confinement by the western wind. Our villain.